轉載-好笑的工作野餐

For the last company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.

上次公司野餐，老闆為了安全起見，允許員工喝酒，但是每人最多一杯。

I was fired for ordering the cups...

我負責訂購杯子，當天就被炒魷魚了...