This Boy Is A Bottom

I love this parody. 原曲旋律取自Alicia Keys的Girl on fire.

雖然變裝癖的姊妹同志提不起我的性欲，但是他們太有才了、太好笑了

他們的眼妝也畫得太好了吧! 歌詞如下:



He's just a boy but he's a bottom

Make him try to top, he'll cry
Never even said he's bi
It says "he's vers" up on his Grindr (ah-ooh)
"Versatile", yeah, OK (ah-ah-ooh)
Girl, you know you super gay

Ohhhhh
Ass up and pull those pants down
(I heard that one time that he had a gown)
Whoaaaahhhh
His hole is medium rare (pink)
And you won't find a hair (stink)

This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom

He got Fleet enemas for days
60 minutes in the gym
45 of that is showering
"He's a jock"
Least he wears one on a date (ah-ooh)
Asspussy, sweet and clean (ah-ah-ooh)
A total top's total dream

Ohhhh
That hole ain't been tight for years
Slopabottomus queer
Whoaaahhhhh
Rectal prolapse be damned (it's cool, it's cool, it's cool)
Shove it up in his can (take that, take it)

This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom

Dickpig
Over here, pig
Make my shaft disappear in your rear, pig
Double penetration with you up in here, pig
Are you scared, pig?
This goes there, pig
And on your backdoor that's my tongue, pig
Yeah, that's your boygash
Into my twink stash
Keep sucking me, do it 'til I'm tucking, G
Yes, I'm a top, 'cause ain't nobody fuckin' me

(And now it's time for a breakdown)

Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom

(Nonono nooooo)

Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
Never gonna bottom

This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom

Whoaaaa
Whoa
Whoa
Whooa
Whoaaa
Whoaaaa

He's just a boy, but he's a bottom